If A Tourist Sits Too Close For Comfort To Your Beach Chair,?
Do You Start Feeding The Sea Gulls
Between Ya To Make Them Go Away?

I may or may not call immigration.

Does anyone know what Jay-Z's song "beach chair" is about?
I like tha song i jus have no idea what he is talking about.

Hov is thought provoking. Jay is one of the best rappers of all time. Anyway back to the issue...Beach Chair is supposed to be like him looking back on his career reminiscing or dreaming about all that he has been through. He actually says that he is going to leave the game to the next man....but as you can see, Jay is addicted.

Can some one please give me the piano notes for the song beach chair by jay-z???
Its from his album kingdom come and it features chris martin from coldplay [my favorite band in the whole wide world}...i just want the notes for that little piano/keyboard part when the song begins. i've looked everywhere and no luck =(

Here are the lyrics you requested, enjoy.
Got them via Google/searchbox.

JAY-Z LYRICS

"Beach Chair"
(feat. Chris Martin)

[Verse One]
Life is but a dream to me
I don't wanna wake up
Thirty odd years without having my cake up
So I'm about my paper
24/7, 365,366 in a leap year
I don't know why we here
Since we gotta be here
Life is but a beach chair
Went from having shabby clothes
Crossing over Abbey Roads
Hear my angels singing to me
Are you happy HOV?
I just hope I'm hearing right
Karma's got me fearing life
Colleek are you praying for me
See I got demons in my past
So I got daughters on the way
If the prophecy's correct
Then the child should have to pay
For the sins of a father
So I barter my tomorrows
Against my yesterdays
In hopes that she'll be OK
And when I'm no longer here
To shade her face from the glare
I'll give her my share of Carol's Daughter
and a new beach chair

[Verse Two]
Life is but a dream to me
Gun shots sing to these
Other guys but lullabies
Don't mean a thing to me
I'm not afraid of dying
I'm afraid of not trying
Everyday hit every wave
Like I'm Hawaiian
I don't surf the net
No I never been on myspace
Too busy letting my voice vibrate
Carving out my space
In this world of fly girls
Cutthroats & diamond cut ropes I twirls
Benzs round corners
Where the sun don't shine
I let the wheels give a glimpse
Of hope of one's grind
Some said HOV, how you get so fly
I said from not being afraid to fall out the sky
My physical's a shell
So when I say farewell
My soul will find an even
Higher plane to dwell
So fly you shall
So have no fear, just know that
Life is but a beach chair

[Verse Three]
Life is but a dream Can't mimic my life
I'm the thinnest cut slice
Intercut, the winner's cup
With winters rough enough
TO interrupt life
That's why I'm both
The saint & the sinner
Nice
This is Jay everyday
No compromise
No compass comes with this life
Just eyes
So to map it out
You must look inside
Sure books can guide you
But your heart defines you
Chica
You corason is what brought us home
In great shape like Heidi Klum
Maricon, I am on
Permanent Vaca
Life is but a beach chair
This song is like a Hallmark card
Until you read each here
So till she's here
And she declared
The aire
I will prepare
A blueprint for you to print
A map for you to get back
A guide for your eyes
And so you won't lose scent
I'll make a stink for you to think
I ink these verses full of prose
So you won't get conned out of 2 cent
My last will and testament I leave my heir
My share of Roc-AFella Records and a new beach chair

Beach chair or Massage chair?
Which one do you prefer to sit on?

Hi bro, I prefer a massage chair simply because I work so hard during the days, I need a massage. My wife is not really great at giving massages, so if I had a massage chair, it would be perfect for me.

Plus, what a way to watch footy, getting a massage, while drinking a few beers while watching the game. Now that's life.

Where can you buy beach umbrellas and chairs?
My cousin and I are going to the beach tomorrow and I want a beach umbrella so we don't get toasted by the heat while getting mini tans. Does anyone know where to buy beach umbrellas and chairs?

Before I even saw this, today I went looking for one and was at Sears, Sports Authority, Dick's Sporting Goods, a pool store, Costco, Target, CVS, Drug Fair and not one of them had any beach umbrellas, or any left. (Plenty of chairs) Tomorrow I will go to Walmart, that's really the last stop. Best bet is to go to stores near a beach.